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Sunday, June 22, 2008


:: Wow ::

Wow does anyone still read this? =P Anyway for those interested, you can find my new blog at http://www.undeniablyso.com and George's new blog at http://www.blorgy.net!

Should we revive Evening Drama? I have to admit it was fun while it lasted, hmm.

posted by Tyler @ 12:08 AM

Tuesday, April 18, 2006


:: An update?! ::

Yay an update after God knows how long. PSYCHE!!!

posted by Tyler @ 9:17 PM

Saturday, January 14, 2006


:: Fuck this. Plus, the bonus pic. ::

You know what? Fuck the fact that everyone else has 'moved'. The forum there has gone pretty stale and there hasn't been a new post there since.... forever. Well, I guess it's up to me to be the sole updater of this hideous blog.

Right, now can anyone tell me what the fuck this is:



Holy shit I can swear to you now that the world is definitely going down the drain. Especially asian guys. What the fuck is with those assholes? They're getting more feminine by the day. Plus, most of them have girlfriends. Which brings me to another point, what the fuck is wrong with asian women??? Is there some contest going on between a boyfriend and a girlfriend to see who can become more feminine?

Crap. I think I'm going to soil myself.

posted by CHUN @ 10:27 AM

Monday, November 14, 2005


:: We have shifted ::

Yes, we have shifted, for real this time..I'm not shamelessly plugging my own blog which is located at http://xen0s.blogsome.com, but rather we decided to revive eveningdrama with a new team, a new and fresh approach.

Anyway head down to http://eveningdrama.forumer.com to sign up, and start posting! :D

posted by Tyler @ 6:39 PM

Sunday, November 13, 2005


:: You people are freaks. ::

Yes, you are, and you want to know why? Here are some keywords used to find eveningdrama with..I have no idea what the hell we've been writing but you managed to land on our site with these keywords. I hope you're proud you bunch of pedophiles:

18.Fucking1
19.children1

13.search.yahoo.com/search?p=winnie the pooh fucks tigger&ei=UTF-8&fr=FP-tab-web-t-296&fl=0&x=wrt

14.search.msn.com/spresults.aspx?q=slutty clothes&first=21&count=10&FORM=POPR

15.www.google.com/search?q=SIngapore %22Indian girl%22 site:blogspot.com&hl=en&lr=&as_qdr=all&start=60&sa=N (sorry no Singaporean indian girls here)

16.www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&client=safari&rls=en&q=%22children with too much energy%22&btnG=Search

17.search.yahoo.com/search?p=Malay Fucking Styles&ei=UTF-8&fr=FP-tab-web-t&fl=0&x=wrt (that one just made me laugh)

posted by Tyler @ 4:49 PM

Sunday, October 09, 2005


:: What the fuck???? ::

Yeah, like what the title says. WHAT THE FUCK?

There's no fucking updates and everything here is stagnant like Meagan's boobs. I, on the other hand, have a good excuse, I've been studying because I have a few important exams coming up. So what the hell has everyone else been doing? Masturbating to Fabian's new videos???



Right, for today’s topic:

Chun’s Big jerk thread

Well, you all know and read it. The Big bro section of the Star newspaper. The section where lame ass losers write to complain about how crap their lives are and about how they don’t have the balls to bitch slap their ho’s into submission. Now, for me to make things right….



Article 1:

I’m 24 and just broke up with M. Then, I met K who is four years younger and always with me when I am down.
K loves someone but he won’t admit it. I feel lonely when I don’t see him for a day or we don’t sms each other. I have fallen in love with him but I can’t tell him because he treats me like a sister.
I feel so miserable and need your advice.
Lonely gal

Dear Lonely Vagina,
Mr. K here treats you like a sister because… Oh… What do you know, because you act like one! Quit ‘feeling’ down and stop acting like a spoilt bitch.
How the fuck can you feel lonely when you don’t see him for a day or without sms? Don’t you have other friends? Or did they decide that you’re too fat to hang out with?
If your not fat and ugly: Go out, wear slutty clothes and go clubbing. Invite Mr. K to go with you as well.
If your sleazy advances doesn’t get him a hard on, ditch him. Cause he’s GAY…
What? Still need a guy? I know a friend called George. He’s a bit gay, but not as gay as Mr. K here…
Chun


Article 2:

I’ve been married for more than 20 yrs. Over the years, my relationship with my husband has evolved into a strange one. We’ve not even strangers, more like enemies!
We hardly communicate, sometimes for months. Yet he gets along well with other people, even when they have nothing in common! I have brought up our problems for discussion, but it usually ends with me crying in bed and him snoring away. I have to admit he makes an excellent son, brother and friend. His parents are his world. As a father, he provides well financially but, as a husband, he womanizes and shows no concern or affection for me.
Although I asked for a divorce, he refused. He comes from a conservative and reputable family in the district. Should we divorce, his family will lose face.
I have endured enough years of mental torture and ill treatment from this guy. In my early 50’s now, all I want is a peace of mind. Don’t you think I owe myself a better life by putting my foot down firmly this time?
Too tired to carry on

Dear wrinkly tits,
He’s making this painfully obvious to you, and you’re still fucking ignorant. He wants the sex life back! Why else would a man go womanizing unless the woman he already has is inadequate? Get that message through your thick skull.
You tried talking to him about the ‘problem’ in bed, but he doesn’t want to talk about it. No shit! That kinda crap already killed his erection and he went off to sleep. He’s pissed off that there isn’t mind blowing sex in the marriage anymore.
However, I have to break the news to you. You’re already 50 years old and I guess you’ve expired. How is a woman with saggy tits going to please a man in bed now? I’m sorry, I can’t help you out here. I can only wish and pray for your husband to find a woman who can be less stupid when it comes to his needs. However, if you really want to help him, go buy him a toy vagina and lots of porn.
Chun


Article 3:

I can never seem to get a girlfriend. I met a girl, G who is in the same school as me. She is nice, witty and beautiful. Sometimes we hang out during lunch and chat about school and life. I really like her. But I always know that I will get rejected. Because of that I could never ask her out. I don’t want to ruin our friendship. I’ve seen other guys in my school get girlfriends easily. But I know I am a little nerdy but doesn’t brains matter more than brawn?
Desperate guy

Dear masturbating freak,
Since when in the history of man did brains matter more? What do you think women want? Women, like all animals, want a mate who can provide and be good in bed. What are you going to do for her? Recite all 52 elements of the periodic table until she gets an orgasm?
I recommend that you go and attend to more brawn. Work out, drink beer and make sleazy remarks. Then she’ll perceive you as ‘normal’. If you don’t, your life is just going to be about getting a wank whenever you figure out a math question. Please, you said it yourself, you have really good brains. Go and make use of it trying to make yourself a MAN.
Chun




Well, I guess these ppl’s problems are solved. Stay tuned for more fucked up shit from other morons with small penises and breast cancer.

posted by CHUN @ 10:42 PM

Monday, September 19, 2005


:: Wtf? ::

Eveningdrama has not closed down, in fact, it's been moved to http://xen0s.blogsome.com so yea go down and check it out!

Haha no just kidding. Eveningdrama is fucked, so go read my blog which will be updated more frequently than. It's been a good run, too bad we couldn't even last a year :P

posted by Tyler @ 12:22 PM

Wednesday, August 31, 2005


:: so this is strange ::

ahh

so it has come to this..
..this site used to be warm (i can't use hot lol) and filled with posts..even at times 3 posts/day..and now we get 1 a week if we're fortunate..i guess stuff like this happens..when we're all to busy with our own shit to bother about some group shit :p

'there's no point in screaming if nobody's gonna hear you'

so this group blog starts acting like a group blog, i'm not writing here..in the meantime there's always my own blog :)

posted by goodnewsgeorge @ 9:49 PM

Saturday, August 20, 2005


:: In sickness and in health... ::

I've never believed there's any point whatsoever being upset when you're sick. I mean sure, it feels like crap, you ache everywhere, you feel like you've got glass in your throat, and everytime you cough you just want to rip your lungs out because it'd hurt less. But hey. Nothing's to be done about it. So just lie back, relax, and crawl your way along the road to recovery.

Of course, its a lot more fun when you keep yourself entertained so you have fun even if the flu's getting you down. Here are just two ways, which I myself enjoy.

1. Recover quickly. Just do all those things your mom and your grandma tells you, drink all those herbal whatnots, take your vitamin C, eat that porridge, drink lots of water, rest, and you'll get well pretty fast. BUT, what's more fun to do is to see how many people you can infect on the way back up. I'm not evil enough to intentionally cough or sneeze at people to spread the love, but I dont usually let mild sickness stop me from walking around uni and around the house. My best record so far was an infection rate of about 15. My housemate and I both train together with the Uni team for Taekwondo. He was laughing at me and telling me I should have kept my resistance up. Laughing until he caught my flu. Ha. He then proceeded to pass it to his gf, who also trains with us, and the three of us infected the entire Uni team. Needless to say, the head instructor was pretty upset we were all such a bunch of sissies, until he caught it as well. Nowadays, everytime someone catches the flu, you'll notice us waving garlic and crucifixes at them, and telling them to stay away. If you're laughing, wait till you catch the strain of flu we get down here, and when you're ripping your lungs out and coughing out buckets of thick, yellow phelgm, we'll be waving garlic and crosses at you while laughing too.

2. Demand that your significant other take care of you. I don't know about the rest of the people on this planet, but this is just plain fun. Or at least as fun as it gets when I'm sick, simply coz all other activities are suspended until I get better, both due to the fact that its hard to feel any sort of desire for anything other than my medication, and the fact that there is a horrible tendency for the two of us to start infecting each other for months on end with the same flu one of us started with.

My gf's very nice about it. She doesn't really complain much. But then again, she doesn't have to. She didn't get her nickname of the smiling stabber for nothing. She has promised to put a blunt pencil through my retina should I infect her as well. She comes over and keeps me company while reminding me once in a while to make sure I put her in my will just in case I don't make it. And she cooks me meals that seemed prepared to ensure I don't. But all in all, she's great to have around.

So why shouldn't YOU have fun while you're sick? Go out, get coughed all over, breathe in some of that thick Malaysian haze. At least you've got one less thing to worry about if you're having fun.

posted by Yang @ 11:24 AM

Wednesday, August 17, 2005


:: the sickness and the mind ::

you know, before today, i always held the firm belief that sickness is all in your head..it's just a state of mind.. people are sick only cos they let themselves believe that they are sick

i'm not the kind of guy who falls sick easily, and even if i do feel sick, i simply ignore it and go out and have fun anyway..hence me going to the doctor less than 5 times a year..haha

whenever people told me that they were too sick to go out, i always called bullshit, and said they just didn't want to go out :p
i mean, come on- who is too sick to go do something they really wanted to do in the first place?

it's like the will to live- some people get told they have 5 weeks to live when diagnosed with some fatal disease and they go on living 25 years..to me, sickness was something like that- it was all in your head

well, today i finally gave in..my faith in my theory has crumbled to the ground :(
when you have to go to the toilet more than 10 times in 2 days, something is wrong..and my mind can't explain the growth of ulcers in my mouth either..i can't just think them away..i tried concentrating hard, and they still stuck around..damn ulcers :p (no hx, your saltwater trick didn't work haha)

so now i'm stuck with a shitload of pills and some gel for my ulcers..i can't say that sickness is just a state of mind with a straight face anymore..haha

posted by goodnewsgeorge @ 8:58 PM



















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