Is it me, or is MTV the greatest channel in the world?! They hook you with their uber hot VJ's lke Denise and Cindy, that make you want to watch gay pop videos, just so that you get to see them present it to you! It's like eating chocolate coated shit, you know it's bad, but you just want the chocolate man! Some cool shows they have:

- Jackass: Thanks to this, Dumbass was spawned.

- Viva La Bam: Nothing like throwing your money away.

- Pimp My Ride: Where it's COOL to be a ricer, but come to think of it..having someone install cool gear and respray my car and giving me new rims and tyres..gee, I can't really complain there.

- My Sweet 16: Rich spoilt brats, but it's nice watching what kind of nice things you can get with so much money.

- Burned: I think this is a new show, but it's like friends who have annoying friends and try to burn them, like film all their bad habits on TV and show it to them. Some of these guys are totally obnoxious.