CJ: Clubbing Joe
G: George

CJ: hi! im clubbing joe!and im here to convince all you non-clubbers, like george here, to go clubbing!i'll show you the real meaning of clubbing! and how much fun we can have at clubs!
G: but clubs are stupid! all they have is shitty music, cigarette smoke, alcohol, shitty music, esctacy pills, shitty music and underaged children sneaking in to dance to the shitty music! where's the fun in that?
CJ: oh no, you got that right! but there's more to that than meets the eye! come on in and i'll show you!
G: no!
CJ: yes!

*drags george in*
*doob doob doob doob* *lights flashing*
G: fuck! where the hell are we? it's so noisy! and the lights are annoying i'm going blind!!
CJ: we're in Zouk! this is where all the hip kids like you and I should be at!
G: kids like you and me? all i see are school girls dressed in mini skirts and wearing enough make up to drown singapore! get me out of here! oh shit! guys with sunglasses! ugly colored hair! am i in japan? singlets?! slippers?! come on! you call these morons hip?
CJ: yes! it's called clubbing fashion, you see, when people go clubbing, they wear whatever they feel like wearing as long as they comply with the club's dress code, which is usually long pants and shirts for guys and clothing which does not cover more than half of your body for girls!
G: i see the sign there saying 'no children under age 21 are allowed in' what are all these kids doing here?
CJ: that's only to prevent poor kids from entering! the rich kids have their way all the time! because on top of the normal entry fee, they pay an additional amount to the bouncers up front to be allowed in! anyways enough about those kids already, it's time to check out the real girls up at the dance floors and the podiums!

*drags george to the dance floor*
G: fuck! this is nonsense! how can people actually dance to this shit! *doob doob doob* even the sound of some ricer stepping on the pedal of his Wira has more rhythm than this noise! *doob doob doob* my ear drums are bleeding!
CJ: well if you don't like the song you can go request for another song from the dj, he's over there!

*george moves over to the dj hub*
G: hey! can i request a song?
DJ: Sure! what would you like?
G: how about 'The After Dinner Payback' by From Autumn To Ashes?
DJ: The what payback? Autumn to Dinner?
G: 'THE AFTER DINNER PAYBACK' BY FROM AUTUMN TO ASHES!
DJ: the dinner from autumn?! dude, i don't think i've even heard of that song before! sorry, i can't help you! how about (insert techno/trance/disco/house/nonsense shit title here) from (insert dj's name here)?
G: Why don't you go suck dick?

*george walks back to Clubbing Joe*
CJ: so did you request your song?
G: hell no! this dj is stupid! he doesn't even know who FATA are?
CJ: who the fuck are FATA?
G: oh fuck you!
CJ: urm okay..well what do you think of the dancing chicks huh? i bet you're getting aroused just watching them dance! ooh look at that! sexy! you know, clubs are the best place to hook up with girls! especially when they're drunk! they'll do anything! including taking off their top and giving you a jiggle of their titties! and if they're even more drunk you can take them home for you-know-what! but sometimes you get girls who are very conservative and won't let you do anything, this is the time when you go looking for some pills which you can buy from some of the clubbers hanging around! just pop them into the girl's drink, offer it to them, and they'll be yours!
G: shit clubbing joe, you're one sick bastard!
G: hey! sex is sex! who's one to say no to free nookie?
G: well i hope you die from STDs!
CJ: we're all gonna die anyways, so why not die while having fun?

*suddenly a man shouts*
YOU FUCKING BASTARD! I'M A KICK YOUR ASS THIS INSTANT!

*a fight erupts between two groups of people*
G: shit! what the hell are they doing?
CJ: oh they're probably drunk and just fighting
G: somebody could get hurt!
CJ: it's okay, when they fight they know someone's bound to get hurt!
G: don't these people do anything?
CJ: no..cos they can't! if they did, they'd probably get beaten up as well!

*another scream, everybody panics, the whole place is in chaos*
CJ: man let's get out of here before we're killed!
G: best thing you've said so far tonight clubbing joe!

*clubbing joe and george run out of the club*
CJ: so how was your clubbing experience george?
G: what the fuck, dude, that was the worse experience i've had in my life! all the chicks in there didn't even make up for the amount of smoke i inhaled, the amount of brain cells destroyed by the noise and flashing lights in there! damn, i never wanna go there again!
CJ: aww come on! we'll try another place next time okay? how about Atmosphere? or Beach club? or..
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now you're gonna say 'but george! you haven't been clubbing? how do you even know what it's like in there? i go clubbing! and it's nothing like that! you're so full of shit! just shut the fuck up you n00b! i pwnz you!'well has j.r.r. tolkien ever met a hobbit? did that stop him from writing about them? exactly.. hahahaha
anyways the above dialogue was actually the script for a comic which i had planned to do..but i'm lazy and i don't think i'll be doing it anytime soon :p