:: the benefits of being single ::
- you can't get cheated on: neither can you cheat anyone :p but that's the magic of it!you can go out with a different girl every day of the week, and it wouldn't be wrong because you have nobody to answer to! unless the girl you were going out with was cheating on her current boy friend, who happens to be overly possessive and jealous, and works out every other day in the gym, you should have no problems!
- you're not expected to do anything: nobody is there to expect them from you- e.g. a demanding girl friend might want you to call her everyday, buy her stuff, eat with her, have sex with her whenever she wants etc, but if you didn't have one, you didn't have to!
- you get to spend all your money on yourself :p you wouldn't have to spend all that extra money that you've been saving, for your car's turbo charger or your new guitar, on some special gift on a special occasion for your significant other- because you don't have one!
- you get to check out other girls when you're shopping or walking around or anywhere else for that matter, and it wouldn't be wrong! there's no guilty conscience to tell you that the only girl on your mind should be 'her' and you won't have to be worrying if 'she' is checking out other guys when you're not with her- cos you don't have 'her'!
- you won't have to fear heartbreak, and you won't have to be worried about breaking other girl's hearts! no partner, no pain! hahahaha
- you don't have to chose your girl friend over your friends anymore the next time a kickass movie comes out and your girl friend asks you to watch it with her first- even though you made a promise 5 years ago with your best buddies that you'd watch the movie together on the opening night- you don't have to chose one and feel bad for the other!
- you get to write stuff like what i'm writing and you wouldn't get scolded by your girlfriend!
- you'll get flamed like me :p hahahaha
posted by goodnewsgeorge @ 10:09 PM
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