girls can turn boys into totally different people
still skeptical on that one?
well how well do you know your boys? george, goes into the mind of the male to bring you this exclusive Evening Drama report..

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How many of know guys who are extremely jealous?
How about guys who are extremely nice?
How about guys who are extremely naive?

Well, I'm sure you've known or have at least met one of each type of guy. There's so many different guys. There's the guys who think that running across the road of a busy highway is a stupid thing to do, while there's guys on the other end of the spectrum who think that Goatse is rad. Because of how we were all born and raised, God made each one of us an individual person. Everyone is unique. No two people are exactly the same- no matter how alike you may find 2 people to be, they will have their differences.

Well, I've discovered something that broke that down. Girls.
Probably the greatest source of happiness, pain, pleasure, guilt, joy, lust, (insert synonym here) to a boy. Also the cause of their demise.

But that's another story :p

Girls are powerful beings who can just break guys down into simple people who fit into one of the following categories.

We have the jealous boy
when he has the girl- he's extremely possessive, and never lets her out with other guys. she can't talk to that better looking guy in her class, or even add him on MSN. She has to hang out with him during every lunch hour, and every day after class. hell, he even has problem letting her hang out with her girl friends! he needs to know where she is, every second of the day, every day of the week.
when he doesnt have the girl- he doesnt want to even be friends with her, he'll hate her, he'll do anything to spite her, he won't want to spend a single second in her presence, he'll avoid her, and he'll bad mouth her.

The nice naive boy (or Emo boy LOL)
when he has the girl- she just walks all over him. He does whatever she says. He buys her loads of gifts, despite not having enough lunch money in the first place. He writes her poetry. He sings her songs. He draws her art. He gives her rides. Basically he does everything that would fall under 'ass kissing'
when he doesn't have the girl- he still does all of the above (his songs and poems get sadder though)- IN HOPES of making her realise that he's the 'one' and that she'll chose him (again). usually the girl just keeps him around for freebies, till she gets tired of him and tells him to fuck off.
which then he'll hang around, and try to remain friends, despite her not doing anything to maintain the friendship, cos in his heart, he still wants her, and hopes that she'll change (which she'll never- usually she gets some jock who was this boy's enemy, and they videotape their sexual encounters and mail it to him- nah i was kidding :P but she'll get another guy, and this boy will feel sad and decide a) to move on or b) commit suicide)

The 'player' boy
when he has the girl- he treats her how he wants to treat her, depending on his mood, he couldn't care less about what she was up to when she's not around him, he keeps her around for his own pleasure (which usually isn't for a long time). he shows his girls off, like trophies!
when he doesn't have her- he's out looking for other girls, he doesn't care enough about her to give a damn really

The perfect 'boyfriend' boy
when he has her- he treats her well enough to keep her around, and she treats him likewise. they share intimacy, and they have enough freedom. they are bound together, but not chained. they are complimentary, yet different enough to make things interesting together. Basically they are like pieces of a puzzle together- everything fits just right where they belong.
when he doesn't have her- he moves on, but without hating the girl, or letting go everything. He keeps a part of her with him and he never leaves it behind. He's always hopeful, that they'd get back together, or that he will find someone better. He's not angry, yet he's not happy either- he's okay.

The 'worrier' boy
when he has her- he's worried about losing her. he thinks about everything over and over again just to make sure that whatever he does has no serious repercussion. he tries too hard to make everything perfect, cos he's worried that she doesn't think he's good enough. when she's out, he's worried she might find some other guy. when she doesn't pick up her phone, he's worried that she's ignoring him. and when she tells him everything's okay, he's worried that she could be lying to him. he's kind of like the jealous guy, but not spiteful, and he's too nice for his own good :p
when he doesn't have her- he's worried about his moves, what he does, the cards he plays to get the girl. he's worried about why she's not showing him any signs. he's worried about getting rejected by the girl. all these worries build a shell around this guy, which makes him stumble and block his inside character. he never gets the girl..if he does, he loses her cos he worries too much..worrisome (is there such a word?) bastards.. haha

Then we have the jealous boy who tries to be nice.
Or the nice boy who fails miserably at trying to be a player.
Or.. whatever, possible combinations, but basically, if you throw a girl into a guy's life it would be safe to assume he'd be in one (or more) of those categories.

I think that pretty much sums up everything you needed to know about guys with girls 'in' their lives. It's that simple..really. haha

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