After writing my previous article on pissing, I recieved an email from Hui-Xieng with an attachment of a notice posted on her hostel toilet! Seriously funny shit! Guys over there don't know how to pee.. haha


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So anyways, the other day I was reading through the star's 'Big Bro' (a weekly column where kids with problems write in to this anonymous dude called big bro and in hopes of getting answers to help them)- I realised he was full of shit, everytime a girl was whining, he would give some ass-kissing advice, putting the girl in the right, and all that shit, and if a guy was whining, big bro would scold him for being wrong! I mean come on, just because you suck up to the girl doensn't mean she's gonna go out with you! You're supposed to give some good unbiased advice! these kids look up to you for guidance! What's wrong with you?

So kids out there reading this, if you have any problems, and you want them answered, why not send them in to evening drama? You can leave your question in this comment box, or contact us, or me, with your questions you want answered! if you want someone specific to answer your questions, please do mention who you'd like to answer the, (you could chose more than 1 of us if you wish! amazing!)

in fact, if you're too lazy to even bother writing an email you can get me on MSN: geowongyt@hotmail.com

my email: georgegeorge@gmail.com
evening drama: eveningdrama@gmail.com

i dont have permission to put up the other member's email addresses at the moment- so if u guys wanna leave your email, drop it in the comment box

Seriously! this isn't a joke!
And yeah, if you send stupid questions, expect stupid answers!

(oh and we know when you kids write 'i have a friend who fell for this girl, but he doesn't..' we know there's no such friend, it's you! :P)

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by Evening Drama!

i have a problem with people
no actually just people with bad habits..
..especially the habit of touching cars whenever they walk by them

i mean, seriously, what's up with that?!
countless times i've seen this happen- people walking past cars, and just as they're passing them, they reach out with their hands and they touch the bonnet/trunk of the car, walk to the next car, and do the same thing!

it's not like they're limping and need support to walk (they're young and fit looking people) i mean, really, what's the point in touching cars as you walk past them? people wash their cars just to remove dirt and markings like finger prints, and they go and put the dirt right back on..

it's like sweeping all the dust out of your house, and someone pouring it back in..


haha.

Ever noticed that I'm the one who writes stuff that nobody wants to write about? lol..

So, anyway this is an article for guys- not to say that you can't read it if you're a girl (or tranny) but it would be nothing more than trivial information :P

Remember the scene from "Me, Myself and Irene" when Jim Carey goes to the toilet in the morning after he has sex with Rene Zellwegger (however u spell her name)? When he takes a piss, and starts pissing all over the walls cos he can't aim?

In case you can't picture it, it looked something like this:



So anyways, I have no idea why, but yeah, that's what happens after a having fun with your weiner the morning after.. haha..

Well, I've found the solution to the problem of making a mess in the toilet! and it's not very hard at all!

Take a seat, and pee (like a girl lol)!
this ensures that your little friend stays inside the bowl and doesn't pee all over the place!



This has been a health and cleanliness announcement brought to you by Evening Drama!

ROFL

no it's not about Evening Drama, but about Erectile Dysfunction! hahaha
anyways, it was an article from the Sunday Mail yesterday..

basically they said that ED is not only caused by the man, it is also caused by the couple's relationship: if a relationship is suffering, the man suffers from ED too, and if the man suffers from ED, the woman also suffers (no not ED, unless she's a tranny LOL) (i.e. reduced arousal, pleasure and desire)

anyways it was pretty boring, but at the end it had a real funny line:

"For example, if you are a 50-year-old man who suffers from ED and you undergo treatment, you must realise that it will give you back the erection of a 50-year-old and not the performance of a 20-year-old"

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

How many of you have hairy arms?
I mean ape-hairy arms (like my grandpa) :P

So anyways, I have hairy arms. In fact my arms are so hairy, they're almost the topic of every ice breaking coversation I have with people I have just met.

1st day of college at LUCT (I kid you not!)

I was at the orientation briefing in the hall. I didn't know anybody yet, so I sat down on this seat next to nobody when I entered. Awhile later, people started coming in, and the seats all started to get filled. This Indian girl came and sat next to me. We started chatting abit..

She(I forgot her name :P): "Hi, I'm _"
Me: "Hi, I'm George"
She: "Wow, you have hairy arms"
Me: "err..yeah" (I laugh)
She: "Oooh you know people with hairy arms.." (she starts giggling uncontrollably)
Me: "go on?"
She: (giggles) "are good in.." (giggles some more) "..you know.." (more giggles)
Me: "good in? i don't know what you're talking about"
She: (giggles) "good in bed!" (giggles again)
Me: "Oh!" (fakes a laugh) "Ha ha ha"
She: (continues giggling..)

....

true story!

same thing happened before that, when I was in Taylors college, I used to take a bus to college.. so anyways, one day, I sat next to this girl, and we started talking, and then she mentioned "ooh your arms are very hairy.. you know what they say about people with hairy arms- they're good in bed"

as this was the first time I heard such nonsense, I was shocked and sat there stunned for a moment. Firstly, it never dawned onto me that girls could be so straight forward, and about such topics i.e. my sexual prowess (lol) and that girls could also believe such stupid things :P hahaha

I mean, seriously, how can hair on your arms tell people if you're great in bed?! If there was a graph depicting the relationship between hair on arms against greatness in bed, I'd like to see it! Like what has hair got to do with anything?! The only possible theory I can come up with is- I have more air resistance on my body, and so when I move, I move slower, which is how girls like it- slow and steady? HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA which is utter nonsense! and how about if I have hairy arms, girls get tickled by it, and thus have better sex? ROFL

okay.

forget the hair on my arms, this has been an urban myth ripped apart by Evening Drama!

I'm sure that's just stating the obvious, but this is the first time I've been sick for like 2 years. I usually take pretty decent care of myself. So since I'm pretty much coughing out my lungs and so tanked up with medicine I'm almost hallucinating, (almost, not quite), I've kinda remembered what it used to be like.

When I was younger, I used to think being sick wasn't such a bad thing. You could stay at home, get meals brought to you, watch TV while in bed the whole day. It was great. Anything to get out of school.

Now I think back, I realise, when you're sick, if your life's goals amount to anything more than 'Watch TV', being sick seriously cramps your style. I can't play soccer, I can't go to the club in this condition (ciggarrete smoke would kill me right about now), I can't go to class, and that's now changed from being a good thing to a bad thing since I flunk out of my course if I attend too few of the damn things.

I swear, I'm taking better care of myself. If it wasn't that stupid girl's birthday, I wouldn't have shared her drink. I blame her......

So the other day, LUCT had this 'Indian Club' performance during lunch time.. needless to say, me not being a fan of Indian music found it totally annoying, but that wasn't the point of this post.

the point was 'clubs'. no not those clubs where you have people dancing in the dark to electronic music under the influence of alcohol and the occasional drugs. i was refering to the social clubs that they had in our uni-college (why the fuck is it a uni-college anyway? can't lim kok wing be happy with just using 'college' till it gets a 'uni' status?? anyways back to the point)

clubs for races! i mean, what's the point!
i remember signing up for clubs awhile ago..one year ago to be exact..i joined the skateboarding club, and the music club..they're now defunct (i think) cos they didn't call me up for meetings anymore.. haha but thats another story

so yea, i was looking around the hall, checking out which clubs i could sign up for, and i realised that there were like 5 or more clubs that were meant specifically for races..

there was the Chinese club, the Indian club, the African club, Indonesian club, some country with a weird name club, and i think an Iraq club or something.. but yeah

seriously, what is the point of clubs like these?? what do they do at meetings?

*thinks*

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1st Chinese club meeting:

Leader: "hello, welcome to Chinese club. I hope that you guys will stick around with us till the end of the semester, because we are going to be the best and the biggest club in LUCT!"

Newbie: "what are we supposed to do in this club? the people at the booth told me that i'd find out after the first meeting"

Leader: (whispers to aide) "Terminate him, now!"
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No really, I have no idea what these clubs do. Oh wait i remember, they've organised some activities! I remember.. there was a chinese new year festival day thingy.. a moon cake festival day thingy..a movie week- where they screened chinese movies all week.. and that's about it..
the Indian club had the cultural dance the other day..and deepavali once.. and that's it!
I don't even know if the other clubs are around!

So anyways, these clubs organize all these sorts of festivals..but isn't that what the culture club + gang (music, drama, dance club) supposed to do anyway? i mean, its not like you need chinese to organize something chinese, why not let some africans dress up in some chinese costumes and do lion dances instead? i think they'd kick more ass as lion dancers (lol)

but separating all these kids into clubs of their own races, isn't that kind of racist? how is it benefitting to be in a club with people of the same race, but no ultimate purpose? i mean for example- the deaf and mute club, that's for all the deaf and mute kids to join, cos they're handicapped in the same way, and so they can understand each other, and therefore help each other.. but race clubs?
"we're the same race! how's that gonna help?"
"i have no idea!"

i remember, back in GIS when i was in the chess club, or the magic card club- there was a purpose! i learnt how to play chess better, i learnt new techniques and strategies etc.. there was a reason

but joining a club cos we're the same race doesn't make any sense to me..

shit, i thought i was gonna write something epic here, but i kinda missed the point :p

what's the point of race clubs again?

fuck it

haha.