correct me if i am wrong, jeans that are worn alot are more stylish than brand new jeans right? like everyone likes the worn, faded jeans that are creased and aged and stuff, and nobody likes new ones? well theres one thing i noticed about ahbengs- they always, always, have super shiny (black/silver/gray) jeans, like they were brand new..it's like they buy a new pair everytime they wear one for a couple of times or something..you never see them in faded (cool better looking) jeans..why is that? don't they dress up to be cool anyways?

man, as if the slippers go along as well..hahaha

on another note, i recently noticed that there are alot of kids wearing glasses with the lens thickness like 10 times the thickness of mine..i mean, what the hell is that? kids these days are getting spoilt! firstly it's because they watch too much tv, i remember, i used to get whacked when i watched tv after 5.30pm as a kid! 5.30 was my bed time, and i remember getting ready to sleep by 5.20..and i remember, they used to show the X-men cartoon everyday at 5.30pm on channel tv1..like wtf! i wasn't allowed to watch cartoons and i was supposed to sleep for 13 and a half hours..every weekday! what fucking nonsense is that! i remember someone telling me 'you never got to see the moon as a kid!' and started laughing at me.. :( hahahaha anyways, now i hardly sleep for more than 7 hours and i'm complaining..damn! secondly these kids can get glasses! i mean, imagine, a kindergarten kid walking around with coca cola bottle length lenses! like wtf! i remember, back in primary 5, when i first realised i needed to wear glasses, my mum wouldn't believe me! she thought i just wanted to look 'cool' (in her eyes wearing glasses was cool or something)- i would say nerdy cos nerdy kids only wore glasses..but hell no! i didn't want glasses! so she gave me a reading test at home, she held my text book about half a metre away and asked me to read the big words, and so i did, then she held it about a metre away and then i had trouble reading some of the words, i think i remember her saying 'don't pretend you can't read!' or something along those lines..shit, like wtf?! why would i lie to wear glasses?!?! man! even my mum didn't trust me! hahaha
fine i'm just sore these kids got glasses way before me.hahaha

no seriously, kids today are getting worse eyesight than your grandma..we should do the world a favor and poke out their eyes (i know seng yip would love to.. LOL)..nevermind

CJ: Clubbing Joe
G: George

CJ: hi! im clubbing joe!and im here to convince all you non-clubbers, like george here, to go clubbing!i'll show you the real meaning of clubbing! and how much fun we can have at clubs!
G: but clubs are stupid! all they have is shitty music, cigarette smoke, alcohol, shitty music, esctacy pills, shitty music and underaged children sneaking in to dance to the shitty music! where's the fun in that?
CJ: oh no, you got that right! but there's more to that than meets the eye! come on in and i'll show you!
G: no!
CJ: yes!

*drags george in*
*doob doob doob doob* *lights flashing*
G: fuck! where the hell are we? it's so noisy! and the lights are annoying i'm going blind!!
CJ: we're in Zouk! this is where all the hip kids like you and I should be at!
G: kids like you and me? all i see are school girls dressed in mini skirts and wearing enough make up to drown singapore! get me out of here! oh shit! guys with sunglasses! ugly colored hair! am i in japan? singlets?! slippers?! come on! you call these morons hip?
CJ: yes! it's called clubbing fashion, you see, when people go clubbing, they wear whatever they feel like wearing as long as they comply with the club's dress code, which is usually long pants and shirts for guys and clothing which does not cover more than half of your body for girls!
G: i see the sign there saying 'no children under age 21 are allowed in' what are all these kids doing here?
CJ: that's only to prevent poor kids from entering! the rich kids have their way all the time! because on top of the normal entry fee, they pay an additional amount to the bouncers up front to be allowed in! anyways enough about those kids already, it's time to check out the real girls up at the dance floors and the podiums!

*drags george to the dance floor*
G: fuck! this is nonsense! how can people actually dance to this shit! *doob doob doob* even the sound of some ricer stepping on the pedal of his Wira has more rhythm than this noise! *doob doob doob* my ear drums are bleeding!
CJ: well if you don't like the song you can go request for another song from the dj, he's over there!

*george moves over to the dj hub*
G: hey! can i request a song?
DJ: Sure! what would you like?
G: how about 'The After Dinner Payback' by From Autumn To Ashes?
DJ: The what payback? Autumn to Dinner?
G: 'THE AFTER DINNER PAYBACK' BY FROM AUTUMN TO ASHES!
DJ: the dinner from autumn?! dude, i don't think i've even heard of that song before! sorry, i can't help you! how about (insert techno/trance/disco/house/nonsense shit title here) from (insert dj's name here)?
G: Why don't you go suck dick?

*george walks back to Clubbing Joe*
CJ: so did you request your song?
G: hell no! this dj is stupid! he doesn't even know who FATA are?
CJ: who the fuck are FATA?
G: oh fuck you!
CJ: urm okay..well what do you think of the dancing chicks huh? i bet you're getting aroused just watching them dance! ooh look at that! sexy! you know, clubs are the best place to hook up with girls! especially when they're drunk! they'll do anything! including taking off their top and giving you a jiggle of their titties! and if they're even more drunk you can take them home for you-know-what! but sometimes you get girls who are very conservative and won't let you do anything, this is the time when you go looking for some pills which you can buy from some of the clubbers hanging around! just pop them into the girl's drink, offer it to them, and they'll be yours!
G: shit clubbing joe, you're one sick bastard!
G: hey! sex is sex! who's one to say no to free nookie?
G: well i hope you die from STDs!
CJ: we're all gonna die anyways, so why not die while having fun?

*suddenly a man shouts*
YOU FUCKING BASTARD! I'M A KICK YOUR ASS THIS INSTANT!

*a fight erupts between two groups of people*
G: shit! what the hell are they doing?
CJ: oh they're probably drunk and just fighting
G: somebody could get hurt!
CJ: it's okay, when they fight they know someone's bound to get hurt!
G: don't these people do anything?
CJ: no..cos they can't! if they did, they'd probably get beaten up as well!

*another scream, everybody panics, the whole place is in chaos*
CJ: man let's get out of here before we're killed!
G: best thing you've said so far tonight clubbing joe!

*clubbing joe and george run out of the club*
CJ: so how was your clubbing experience george?
G: what the fuck, dude, that was the worse experience i've had in my life! all the chicks in there didn't even make up for the amount of smoke i inhaled, the amount of brain cells destroyed by the noise and flashing lights in there! damn, i never wanna go there again!
CJ: aww come on! we'll try another place next time okay? how about Atmosphere? or Beach club? or..
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now you're gonna say 'but george! you haven't been clubbing? how do you even know what it's like in there? i go clubbing! and it's nothing like that! you're so full of shit! just shut the fuck up you n00b! i pwnz you!'well has j.r.r. tolkien ever met a hobbit? did that stop him from writing about them? exactly.. hahahaha
anyways the above dialogue was actually the script for a comic which i had planned to do..but i'm lazy and i don't think i'll be doing it anytime soon :p

when the lie becomes a truth

today i was thinking about lies..a lie is something that happens in your life..probably everyday..everytime you are told something, it could be a lie..be it a big one or a small one or like what people call 'white lies', lies are still lies..what you say to other people or yourself could be a lie..but sometimes when you don't know the answer, and you give a guess, would it be considered a lie?
for example, you were asked 'hows your grandma?' you haven't seen her for the past 5 years, due to certain circumstances, and you don't know how she's doing, so you reply 'oh she's fine' but the truth is, she is dead, even though you don't know it..would that be considered a lie?
and what happens, if you say something, that was true but turns out to be a lie instead?
for example you were asked 'hows your grandma?' you haven't seen her for the past 5 years, due to certain circumstances, and you don't know how she's doing, so you reply 'oh the last time i saw her, she was on life support, so now she's probably dead' because the last time you saw her, she was on life support in the hospital..but the truth is that she's alive and well at the moment..would it be a lie?

but what happens when the lie becomes a truth? would it still be considered a lie?
for example your friend asks you 'did you fuck my mum?' and you say 'yes i did, man was she good in bed!' when in fact you didn't, and he asks you 'no seriously' and you say 'yes im serious' and he says 'would you fuck my mum?' and you reply 'never in a million years!'..a few weeks later you're caught fucking your friend's (poor) mum..so were you lying by saying 'never in a million years'? or when you said 'yes i did'..because at that point in time, when you were asked the question, you had decided that you would not want to fuck your friend's mum, even in a million years (so you were telling the truth at that point in time) but then things happened and you did do your friend's mum, so does that make you a liar? when you bedded your friend's mum it would have made your lie (in the past) about doing her ('yes i did') a truth (at the present)..so does that still make you a liar?

note- none of the above things have ever happened to me and were written just as hypothetical examples..i'm serious! hahahaha

actually there's no such thing as online dating..you can't possibly date online..i mean, unless there was such thing as virtual reality through internet, or the sims online is your idea of having a date, then good for you :p

today i am referring to the topic of meeting strangers in person
i've only met, in person, 6 people that i've befriended online..

each time i've met them because of a plan, and only one i met by bumping into
so anyways, i was thinking about the importance of a handphone or some method of communicating to your friend in order to meet up with them

how do you meet or spot them?

if you remember their face from a picture which they sent to you online or you know what they'll be wearing when you meet them..but 50% of them probably won't have a picture to send to you, or the picture that they sent you was a photo at prom taken 3 years ago and so you don't really know what they look like..they could also be saying they're wearing something generic like a black shirt, which almost everybody will be wearing as well..so finding them is practically impossible unless they go up to you, which brings me to my next point-

avoiding 'dates' :p
i've heard stories, though i've never experienced them myself before- A and B decide to meet up..they decide on a place..A reaches there early and spots B arriving..A is very shallow (:p) doesn't think that B is attractive enough, so A leaves, and doesn't answer any of B's calls, and cuts off all form of contact with B..B is stuck (and most probably upset) for the rest of the day alone, unless B brought friends along, then B will say 'Fuck A anyways, what a loser'

anyways today, at megamall, i saw this man walk up to a woman, and then they shake hands and smile as if they were meeting for the first time (how sweet :P) well they started talking and walked off..so i figured they had met online, and they were meeting up for the first time.. a few weeks ago, i remember seeing a girl check her phone every few seconds, pacing around, glancing at everyone, as if she was waiting for her date and she didn't know who to expect, she even stared at me cos i looked her way! well when i came back to the same place later, she was gone already (probably with her date)

shit this post was unorganised :p i was just typing all this out in no particular order, whichever came to my mind first..i think the last paragraph comes first..bah

comment anyways :p speak about your experiences with 'online dating' i wanna hear :)

today in class
we were learning about the genders
and the girls had to list 5 things they hated about guys:

guys start wars instead of using peace to settle problems
guys brag and exaggerate too much
guys always try to be the handyman
guys have huge egos

and i forgot the last one :p

when i think about it, their reasons were pretty true

guys start wars- i guess guys are more agressive compared to girls, so they are more likely to start fights instead :p
guys brag and exaggerate too much- we do it for fun! you can't possible believe us when we say we have '20 inch cocks'..exactly!
guys always try to be the handyman- it's in our nature to try and fix things? what's so wrong about it anyways?
guys have huge egos- well i think this one depends on the individual..some guys do have huge egos, and some don't..about being to proud to ask for directions, i guess that's quite true :p nobody wants to admit they don't know the way

but we had to come out with our own list on girls too:

girls backstab/bitch/gossip alot
girls are too vain
girls get jealous very easily
girls expect too much from guys
girls nag alot

haha i came up with the last point :p

i think the points explain themselves without any need for elaboration :P

okay i thought i blogged a load of shit earlier, so now i'm going to try to redeem myself :p




what is the point of a g-string? no point. exactly.
i mean, come on! seriously! why do people wear it?! i understand that girls wear it so there's no panty line? but why trade comfort for looks? i mean, i have no experience whatsoever about wearing them, but from my observation, isn't it the same as pulling a string up the crack of your ass? isn't that kinda like a wedgie? (i case you don't know what a wedgie is, its a really fun trick to do on your friends- you grab their under wear from behind, and pull it UP really hard- yes up, not down..the idea is to get the underwear stuck in between their buttcheeks which hurts and becomes very uncomfortable) so why do people wear it? hrm..
the fact that people would suffer just to look good is another disturbing thing..it's like liking pain..now that's wrong..i mean, if it's uncomfortable, surely you won't feel comfortable, and it will show through, and you won't look good anymore.. like high heels..i know girls who wear them, and then complain that their feet hurt.. they say they want to look taller/sexier.. the price you pay to look good? man, there are other ways to look taller/sexier e.g. a shorter skirt to reveal more of your legs :p but they say it's 'slutty'..then why bother trying to look sexy in the first place if it's 'slutty' to attract the attention of guys?
hypocrites!

RAR!

apparently it's pretty cool to be one the computer 24/7 nowadays..i remember back in the days, when you were stereotyped by other people when you told them your hobby was 'the computer' now it's different! even 'cool' people use the computer! what's up with that? haha i remember last time, if anyone said their hobby was the computer, i'd automatically think- 'geek!' 'nerd!' you know? now it's different, everybody uses the computer..and it's cool to be online all the time..hrm what's wrong with the world?

another thing wrong with the world:
ah bengs with girl friends..despite the fact that girls always say they don't like ahbengs..are girls liars? haha

need i say more? :P man, go watch windstruck and just admire the beauty that is Jeon Ji-Hyun! then dream of having a girl like her, and go learn how to speak Korean :D haha

Yesterday i was looking at the front page of the malay mail, and a little box caught my attention, it said: "superman dies" or something like that, so i was like WTF?! so anyways i flipped to the page, and what i thought was true! Christopher reeves died! hahaha he died of a heart attack while in the hospital with his family..so i guess that was okay..is it ever okay to die? haha i remember superman being an influence on my life when i was a small boy..i think i was in kindergarten..i watched superman, and i remember tucking a towel in the back of my collar, and running around with my hands in front of me in the shape of a 'h' pretending i was flying just like him..i even remember wearing my underwear on the outside! man, i was a stupid little kid then..haha how quick time passes..then i was thinking about other famous people who have died recently..i only rememberd Aaliyah (is that how you spell her name?) anyways, i was just bumming around at home, and then i recieved a phone call from christin and she said 'aaliyah died!' and i remembered laughing alot hahaha then she told me that she died in a plane crash and that it was on the news..anyways it turned out to be true :p well i guess accepting deaths isn't a very easy thing to do..i remember when my family recieved the news of my uncle's death..my mum got off the phone crying..everyone was asking what? why? how? when? and she broke down some more while giving the news..man that really sucked..last year, august, i remember 2 of my friend's dads passed away as well..that was a depressing month..i lost out on a date, we almost didn't enter for the botb audition, happiness seemed like miles away..joking around seemed like the last thing on everybody's mind..there were funerals to attend..problems to be solved..questions to be answered..i guess dying isn't such a good thing after all.

damn, this post went from happy to not so happy. haha.

Do hot girls have hot names? haha last night in bed i was just wondering about it, and i believe that there is some correlation between the hotness of a girl, and her name :D for example let's say: Stacey and Helga. Stacey and Helga are both girls. Picture them in your head..now, i have not provided any picture or any description of how they look like, but I am certain that almost all of you would think of Stacey as a hot or somewhat decent girl, and Helga not very hot- in fact, as me, sy and tj always think- helga being a big sized brutal ugly girl :P..does this mean anything? I believe that we create mental pictures of those girls in our heads based on past experiences..e.g. reading viking books (LOL) we picture Helga as some barbaric looking girl, but the name stacey brings a hotter image (think stacey in Anger Management? :P) because we've seen a hot stacey before, but never a hot helga..so until you've seen a hot helga, you'll always have this image of helga as being horrible..which brings me to my next point- even ugly girls can have hot names. But wouldn't that mean there is no relationship between the hotness of a girl and her name then? Then how come it seems that all hot girls have hot names? Jeniffer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Hsu Chi (drool :P), Charisma Carpenter, Alyssa Milano, Angelina Jolie, Eliza Dushku, Michelle Trachenberg.. and i think the list goes on :P is there a reason? I'm still not sure..but when i figure out, i'll do write about it..in the meantime, any suggestions on why? :P

oh, and do girls feel the same way about guys and their names? haha

Well this is going to be my first post ever since my last one was deleted even though it was pretty good..haha okay, well today was an uneventful day..woke up, went to church, had lunch, picked up my sister from school, came back home, played guitar, showered, slept, woke up, had dinner, watched tv, went online and now i'm blogging while waiting for the washing machine..in case you haven't noticed, i haven't changed my style of blogging..except for the fact i can't use bullet points anymore..apparently it would break the flow of the blog so i have to write in essay format :p haha

Today in church there was a pretty interesting topic- your legacy. What would people say at your funeral when you pass away? "oh he was a good friend, someone I could trust in and share all my burdens with" "oh he's the guy who owes me 100 bucks! and now he's dead! and i can't get it back!" what would they say? yes, what would they say? I have no idea..a few days ago, i was offered to eat shit for rm500.. hahahahahaha which is pretty stupid if you think about it, anyways i was actually considering it for awhile! then i came to my senses- i mean, come on! you'll be known as the guy who'd eat shit! for 500 bucks! where's your dignity? have you no self-respect?! then today, the message at church made so much more sense haha imagine, at my funeral, seng yip would come up to the podium and say "he'd eat shit for 500 bucks" and everyone would laugh.. haha well anyways the speaker told us, that if we wanted to leave a great legacy behind, we had to start now..we don't know when we're gonna die..like i could die while typing this..or you could die while reading this..and what would people say? so go out and do great things now so that you'll be remembered :p

Listening to - Taking Back Sunday - ...Slowdance On The Inside