girls can turn boys into totally different people
still skeptical on that one?
well how well do you know your boys? george, goes into the mind of the male to bring you this exclusive Evening Drama report..

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How many of know guys who are extremely jealous?
How about guys who are extremely nice?
How about guys who are extremely naive?

Well, I'm sure you've known or have at least met one of each type of guy. There's so many different guys. There's the guys who think that running across the road of a busy highway is a stupid thing to do, while there's guys on the other end of the spectrum who think that Goatse is rad. Because of how we were all born and raised, God made each one of us an individual person. Everyone is unique. No two people are exactly the same- no matter how alike you may find 2 people to be, they will have their differences.

Well, I've discovered something that broke that down. Girls.
Probably the greatest source of happiness, pain, pleasure, guilt, joy, lust, (insert synonym here) to a boy. Also the cause of their demise.

But that's another story :p

Girls are powerful beings who can just break guys down into simple people who fit into one of the following categories.

We have the jealous boy
when he has the girl- he's extremely possessive, and never lets her out with other guys. she can't talk to that better looking guy in her class, or even add him on MSN. She has to hang out with him during every lunch hour, and every day after class. hell, he even has problem letting her hang out with her girl friends! he needs to know where she is, every second of the day, every day of the week.
when he doesnt have the girl- he doesnt want to even be friends with her, he'll hate her, he'll do anything to spite her, he won't want to spend a single second in her presence, he'll avoid her, and he'll bad mouth her.

The nice naive boy (or Emo boy LOL)
when he has the girl- she just walks all over him. He does whatever she says. He buys her loads of gifts, despite not having enough lunch money in the first place. He writes her poetry. He sings her songs. He draws her art. He gives her rides. Basically he does everything that would fall under 'ass kissing'
when he doesn't have the girl- he still does all of the above (his songs and poems get sadder though)- IN HOPES of making her realise that he's the 'one' and that she'll chose him (again). usually the girl just keeps him around for freebies, till she gets tired of him and tells him to fuck off.
which then he'll hang around, and try to remain friends, despite her not doing anything to maintain the friendship, cos in his heart, he still wants her, and hopes that she'll change (which she'll never- usually she gets some jock who was this boy's enemy, and they videotape their sexual encounters and mail it to him- nah i was kidding :P but she'll get another guy, and this boy will feel sad and decide a) to move on or b) commit suicide)

The 'player' boy
when he has the girl- he treats her how he wants to treat her, depending on his mood, he couldn't care less about what she was up to when she's not around him, he keeps her around for his own pleasure (which usually isn't for a long time). he shows his girls off, like trophies!
when he doesn't have her- he's out looking for other girls, he doesn't care enough about her to give a damn really

The perfect 'boyfriend' boy
when he has her- he treats her well enough to keep her around, and she treats him likewise. they share intimacy, and they have enough freedom. they are bound together, but not chained. they are complimentary, yet different enough to make things interesting together. Basically they are like pieces of a puzzle together- everything fits just right where they belong.
when he doesn't have her- he moves on, but without hating the girl, or letting go everything. He keeps a part of her with him and he never leaves it behind. He's always hopeful, that they'd get back together, or that he will find someone better. He's not angry, yet he's not happy either- he's okay.

The 'worrier' boy
when he has her- he's worried about losing her. he thinks about everything over and over again just to make sure that whatever he does has no serious repercussion. he tries too hard to make everything perfect, cos he's worried that she doesn't think he's good enough. when she's out, he's worried she might find some other guy. when she doesn't pick up her phone, he's worried that she's ignoring him. and when she tells him everything's okay, he's worried that she could be lying to him. he's kind of like the jealous guy, but not spiteful, and he's too nice for his own good :p
when he doesn't have her- he's worried about his moves, what he does, the cards he plays to get the girl. he's worried about why she's not showing him any signs. he's worried about getting rejected by the girl. all these worries build a shell around this guy, which makes him stumble and block his inside character. he never gets the girl..if he does, he loses her cos he worries too much..worrisome (is there such a word?) bastards.. haha

Then we have the jealous boy who tries to be nice.
Or the nice boy who fails miserably at trying to be a player.
Or.. whatever, possible combinations, but basically, if you throw a girl into a guy's life it would be safe to assume he'd be in one (or more) of those categories.

I think that pretty much sums up everything you needed to know about guys with girls 'in' their lives. It's that simple..really. haha

This has been a special report brought to you by Evening Drama!

so the other day, my friend was telling me how she met this guy-
she was going down the escalator and cleaning her spectacles on her shirt. when she put them back on, this guy came up to her and said "do i look better now?"
she didn't know it was a pick up and so she replied "yes"..
so anyways, to cut it short, he left with her number..they ended up messaging each other, and she met up with him about a week later.

fuck, that guy was smooth :P
now, here we can learn some stuff from this example-

he didn't even realised she was being hit on at first!
now how many people can use a pick up line without coming off as cheesy or trying too hard or just plain lame?

you gotta be spontaneous! i mean, how many situations can you use that line "do i look better now?" let me think-
a) when a girl's cleaning her specs
b) when a girl's cleaning her specs
..

exactly! this guy came in at the right time with the right line, and that made a good first impression, and i bet from that point on when she said "yes" he probably knew he had a good chance of leaving with her number.

someday i shall be a genius like him. hahaha

1. That blind people can still do judo.

2. Criticising your ex's current guy leads to severe reprimands.

3. It sucks to be really old.

4. We're a selfish species.

5. There is a book in my library about anal pleasure.

6. This girl I like is really worth my time.

7. Always knock when your housemate has his girl in his room.

8. Some people are thick skinned beyond normal comprehension.

9. I'm not the only person to have seen every musical in Singapore from 1992-1997.

10. My haircut looks better once it grew out a little.


I was just wondering how interesting or boring my life was compared to the rest of the ED crew:P

"Ugly but adorable"
Seriously, whoever came up with that shit should be shot!
I don't understand why some people think cute as a degratory term..if you call them cute, they think its like calling them ugly..why?? I'd use the word cute to describe a girl who was attractive in an innocent way, unlike 'hot' which would be a girl who was attractive in a more sexually-enticing way.

So anyways lets take a look at Boa-



Now some people would call her pretty. Some would call her hot. I'd call her cute. But no way would anyone ever call her 'ugly but adorable'. right? man, girls she should be happy sharing an adjective used to describe this princess? :p
but anyways, I was saying, she's cute. nowhere near ugly, or even average for that matter.

And now, a lesson in 'hot'-



Yes, that is Jennifer Love Hewitt. and yes, I would say the epitome of hotness :D so the word to use to describe girls like her, would be 'hot' :P

(unlike *cough*paris hilton*cough*)

Anyways, this concludes one part of the Evening Drama "know your words!" campaign. hahahahaha

On one rainy day, I was going to have dinner with my friends, when I thought "hey, I'll tell them I can't make it, and then show up!" I started laughing by myself. hahaha

Anyways, I was in the car then, going to pick my sister up to send her home before I went for dinner. So I was formulating a plan in my head, what should I tell my friends? I decided that I should send then an SMS saying "Sorry I won't be able to make it today, I got involved in an accident."

I was typing the message out halfway, when I realised that it was quite a mean thing for me to do :p so I didn't send it in the end

I'm sure you can guess what happened next!

So then, I continued driving.. At one point, I had to switch lanes so that I could turn into another road.. I signalled right, I checked my right mirror, the lane was clear, and so I started my turn. Then all of a sudden, a motor bike comes into the lane at a high speed, and so I quickly turn back into my lane since I wasn't out yet. The motorcyclist thought I was gonna hit him and he jammed the brakes.

Well, you know what happens when you jam the brakes. Your brakes lock (unless you have ABS, and I doubt bikes have ABS). When your brakes lock, your tyres lock, and when that happens, your vehicle skids. Especially in rain.

And so the bike skidded. It did like a 180 turn, and it fell over, spilling its driver and passenger onto the road. I was stunned. I was just sitting in my car thinking "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Shit, that looked like a hell load of pain. I thought of getting out of the car to offer help, but they quickly got up themselves and put the bike upright. Then the guy looked right at me and gave me this stare, looking real pissed off and shit. Then he got back on his bike with his passenger, and they sped off.

The whole journey I was replaying that scene over and over again in my head. Shit. I thought I was gonna be in some fucking trouble. But when I thought about it, it wasn't my fault. I guess I just felt bad cos the dude gave me a menacing stare. haha.

So, back to the title, I realised maybe I have some sort of gift for predicting the future, or making it happen..next time i'll almost send a message like 'Sorry I can't make it, I'm busy making out with Jeon Ji Hyung.'

ROFL

Just now I was having dinner with my cousins and my younger sister, when she asked me "could I try that?" and pointed to my milk shake. Before I even answer, she took my cup and took a sip of it!

I told her "What if I said 'No'? You'd still drink it! Why do you even bother to ask?"

Then she smiled sheepishly and couldn't come up with an answer, like she was embarassed for commiting the biggest crime in the world! (damn right she did! hahaha)

but, since I was such a nice brother that I was I didn't pour the shake on her head and stuffed fries in her face..haha..

The day "could I try that?" becomes a rhethorical question, we'd have polite gropers running around the streets, asking before they touch.

Shit I came up with the best pick up line ever!

It goes "So, do you come in all sizes- or just cute?"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

So the other day, I was at the simple plan concert, and I saw-

12 year old girls in boob tubes. Now tell me that isn't wrong.

No actually, you'd be thinking, why are there even boob tubes for 12 year olds??

I mean, almost all girls that age (in malaysia and most asian countries) don't even have tits large enough to hold up such apparel! You'd get the same effect wrapping a piece of cloth around these girls.

Hell if I remember clearly, when I was 12 I sure as hell didn't see other 12 year old girls wearing boob tubes! It's like kids these days don't spend enough time enjoying their youth. They all wanna grow up so fast.

Shit George, why are you even giving a shit about what 12 year old girls wear?

well if this goes on, we're gonna see 7 year old girls in bikinis real soon.